Saturday, March 8, 2008

Sweet Revenge: Simple Tactics You Can Use

Do you have someone in your life that is absolutely driving you insane? Maybe it is a co-worker, a roommate or possibly your husband??? Your day-dreaming thoughts lead you to scenarios that, at times, are down right scary…even consequences of jail time?? Well, I have come up with a few suggestions that may bring a little sweet revenge into your life. The best part…no jail time involved.

If you have a coworker that is extremely picky about the placement of their work materials, adjust them ever so slightly every day. It may be work tools, pens, supplies, computer monitor anything else in their work area.

Before one of your family members takes shower, remove the shower head and place a life-saver candy in it, replace the shower head with the candy now trapped in it. When the person takes a shower he or she will not notice, until they get out and start to dry off the towel will stick to them they will get back in the shower to rinse off... works like a charm.

Get up really early and sneak into your victim’s bathroom and fill their hair-dryer with baby powder. And when they turn it on, their head will be pure white just like an old person!

Get a small alarm clock and set it for 3:00 a.m. Sneak under the victim's bed. Once it goes off, he/she won't be able to find it will drive those nuts.

Stick a post-it note under your friend's mouse so that the paper leaf covers the mouse ball - the mouse will no longer work! Align so that the sticky part of the note doesn't touch the ball. Costs next to nothing to do, and doesn't cause any damage.

Go around the office and tell random people that a particular person (e.g. your victim) wanted them to drop over at 11am - they will be surprised when 50 people drop around to their cubicle at once.

Simply pop out the 'm' and 'n' key on someone's keyboard and reverse the two. Any flat tool will work. Just pry it with little pressure and they will easily come right off. Then just sit back and watch the confusion.

Call your friend before he/she goes to work and say “I’m so sorry to hear you got fired!" - Act surprised they didn't know yet.

You may have some other ideas – please feel free to share. I hope you will try one of these out on someone. It will liven things up at home or work and maybe help you to cope better when they are driving you nuts!

3 comments:

Kellie said...

LOL! I so want to try several of your spiteful(yet fun) little tactics out.

I've cruised in from the Blog Party and am enjoying your blog!

Natural Louisville said...

Boy, I'm kinda relieved we no longer work together if this is the level you're working at.

Anonymous said...

Oh my gosh!! LOL!! The lifesaver in the shower?!?!? TOO AWESOME!

Thanks for the laugh! LOL!

Gillian (part of the party!)